Hunter took my toy! Holly hit me! Aiden is hanging from the rod in the closet! Anthony choked me! Alexis won't talk to me! Jordyn won't shut up! Holly said I'm a jerk! Hunter said he hates me! Aiden said he's not my friend anymore! Holly and Aiden played in the dog poop! Is your brain starting to melt yet? Yeah mine too!
So now every time one of them comes to tattle I repeat the same thing.
- Dead
- Dying
- Bleeding
- Vomiting
- Diarrhea
- Bones protruding
- Or siblings resorting to cannibalism
Unless it falls into one of those categories, shake it off, you'll be fine. I bet I'm going to be getting that Mommy of the Year award soon after this post! :)
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