This is something I actually considered sending to Jeff Foxworthy
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Dear Mr. Foxworthy,
I know you must get a lot of these, but this is a true redneck moment. My family was getting ready for church one morning when I remembered that my hubby didn't have any clean underwear. So while in the shower, he hand washed a pair. We didn't have time for them to dry, so I popped them in the microwave. Six minutes and they were ready to go! Although my seven year old daughter did look at me as if I had finally lost my mind. I'm sure if the first graders all had a conversation on the playground about who's parents either should be medicated or were just huge rednecks, she would win!
moment. My family was getting ready for church one morning when I remembered that my hubby didn't have any clean underwear. So while in the shower, he hand washed a pair. We didn't have time for them to dry, so I popped them in the microwave. Six minutes and they were ready to go! Although my seven year old daughter did look at me as if I had finally lost my mind. I'm sure if the first graders all had a conversation on the playground about who's parents either should be medicated or were just huge rednecks, she would win! So here it is....
"You might be a redneck if you microwave your underwear after hand washing them in the shower, while getting ready for church!"
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