- No, it's not ok to pee on your sister.
- Yuck, don't lick the catfish!
- Spit out the rabbit poop!
- Get your head out of the dog's mouth! (This one I borrowed from my Aunt).
- Don't call Daddy an asshole (to my 3 yr old).
- Umm, the boy and girl bunny are just wrestling honey.
- Put that stick down before I beat your butt with it.
- If I find the mouse before you I'm feeding it to the snake! (borrowed from the Hubby)
- Yes, I know your baby sister's poop is a different color than yours.
- If you pull out your tooth before it's ready the Tooth Fairy won't come.
- Be quiet and answer me!
- Stop playing with your butt!
- We don't talk about poop while we're eating.
- Stop cleaning your room and play with your sister.
- No, don't bite Daddy's toe.
- We don't touch other people's boobies.
- Because I said so!
What are some things you've found yourself saying to you child that you never thought you would say?
The things we find ourselves saying when we are parents is just hilarious. I told my child to not lick the toilet paper after she wipes with it yesterday. In her defense she is just starting this potty training thing.
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