I am so tired of being woken up every 2 hours....
B: hey wake up
Me: no I don't wanna....
B: to F'ing bad i'm hungry mom
Me: the boobies are out of order.
B: bull shit tell daddy to get off them i need them
Me: lmao he's afraid of them still!
Me: are you afraid of boobies B? lol
B: no fear here
Me: lol if they were filled with milk you would be. Or are you the kind that would just grab a pack of oreos and call it snack time? lol
B: lol no i would grab some homemade chocolate cookies and go to town
Me: lmao Riley might share her milk if you share your cookies!
Now since all he had to say was "lol" in my mind I won!